I GOT THIS LETTER, I THINK IT MAY BE SPAM:  Someone said that they had seen you coming out of a 'Christian Bookshop, whatever that is, and that Christianity is a kind of God-thingy.

Which is perfect. So this is in the way of being an offer of a contract for the a series, provisionally entitled EASTEROGEN! that we are starting up.

It would be a standard ninety-four book deal, money to be negotiated after completion and publication.  It doesn't matter whether you are religious yourself (or with others) as no-one else is, are they?

We have begun the run already and have already published the following books, which I hope is enough impetus for you to whet your quill!

They are :

 

VIRGIN MEGASTORE BIRTH

NO FLIES ON THE LAMB OF GOD

GOLF WITH THE APOSTLES

CRUCIFIXION : A FEMINIST PERSPECTIVE

WINE, WOMEN AND HYMNS

THE SHOUTING GAME

MADNESS, MYRRH, AND THE TWO MARYS

ANCIENT NEAR EASTERN INTERIOR DESIGN.

 

This should be enough to be getting on with.