- Written by Peter Burnett Peter Burnett
I GOT THIS LETTER, I THINK IT MAY BE SPAM: Someone said that they had seen you coming out of a 'Christian Bookshop, whatever that is, and that Christianity is a kind of God-thingy.
Which is perfect. So this is in the way of being an offer of a contract for the a series, provisionally entitled EASTEROGEN! that we are starting up.
It would be a standard ninety-four book deal, money to be negotiated after completion and publication. It doesn't matter whether you are religious yourself (or with others) as no-one else is, are they?
We have begun the run already and have already published the following books, which I hope is enough impetus for you to whet your quill!
They are :
VIRGIN MEGASTORE BIRTH
NO FLIES ON THE LAMB OF GOD
GOLF WITH THE APOSTLES
CRUCIFIXION : A FEMINIST PERSPECTIVE
WINE, WOMEN AND HYMNS
THE SHOUTING GAME
MADNESS, MYRRH, AND THE TWO MARYS
ANCIENT NEAR EASTERN INTERIOR DESIGN.
This should be enough to be getting on with.