"Shit" said Sean Noccery as he grappled with the little girl, "I was only trying to give you a lift home, and now you run away into the woods like this."

And as the school bell rang, Sean attempted to pick her up from the ground, but she said to him: "My daddy and his friends hurt people like you, mister."

And then Sean did say "SHIT" again, except louder, for they were from Glasgow, which frightened him.

And then gritting his teeth, and reddening in the shame of his sextagenarian lust, Sean thought very quickly :

Oh no! I've floundered in the woodies,
Handling now the student goodies,
For my obsession grows with fanny
I am ashamed! A filthy mannie!